Thursday, June 17, 2010

I caught my garden gnome trying to toss in my hair dryer into the shower when I was taking a shower

what should I do? Glad I listened to my gut instinct this morning. I picked him up, poked him in the eyes (think: the Three stooges) and drop kicked him into next week.



what should I do to prevent this from happening again? I think he was hitting the bottle way too early today



I caught my garden gnome trying to toss in my hair dryer into the shower when I was taking a shower today.?

I had a brief chat w/ my cousin and he swears you said you wanted to start multi-tasking, so he thought you meant drying your hair while you showered. The trouncing you gave him was effective and I doubt he will repeat that mistake anytime soon.



To prevent this from reoccurring, be sure to hide the bottle from him, at least, until you can get out of the shower..



On behalf of all us good gnomes, accept our apology.



I caught my garden gnome trying to toss in my hair dryer into the shower when I was taking a shower today.?

put him next to the lady with bloomers bending over garden figure that will keep him "BUSY" for a while



I caught my garden gnome trying to toss in my hair dryer into the shower when I was taking a shower today.?

dang...sounds like someone's put a hit on you.



I caught my garden gnome trying to toss in my hair dryer into the shower when I was taking a shower today.?

wake yourself up



I caught my garden gnome trying to toss in my hair dryer into the shower when I was taking a shower today.?

Take A hammer to that little piece of cement.



I caught my garden gnome trying to toss in my hair dryer into the shower when I was taking a shower today.?

hmmm... looks like you have a serious predicament.... those things can be extremely dangerous.... i would suggest melting him down to liquid and the pouring him into a glass bottle and burying it in the ground....



I caught my garden gnome trying to toss in my hair dryer into the shower when I was taking a shower today.?

make sure he hasn't been playing with any catnip or spray paint, and i would suggest getting a plastic flamingo rather than creepy little garden gnomes.



I caught my garden gnome trying to toss in my hair dryer into the shower when I was taking a shower today.?

pretty freaky,



the first thing you have to do is lock up the liquor cabinet, they're absolutely nuts when they've had a few.



stuff a pillowcase in your back pocket in case you have a chance to bag the little b******.



I caught my garden gnome trying to toss in my hair dryer into the shower when I was taking a shower today.?

hand cuff him to the scare crow!



I caught my garden gnome trying to toss in my hair dryer into the shower when I was taking a shower today.?

When you bury him in the yard at least 10 feet deep, make sure his head is pointing North...

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